This is a story, about twelve people picked to live inside a house together.
This is where things stop getting nice and magical, and start getting real.
Day 3:
Felix: Hey little sis. How it goin?
Jenna: Terrible.
Felix: Huh? Why?
Jenna: Ivans been sent to the hospital.
Felix: Oh, thats is terrible.
Jenna: It's not that...he has my wallet.
Felix: Uh...even if you did have a wallet...why would Ivan have it?
Jenna: The little bastard took it from me when I was asleep.
Felix:...
Jenna: AND NOW I CAN'T BUY ANY PORNOS!!!
Felix: -.-'''
Jenna: I know...it's so sad.
(Felix: Why would she have a wallet anyway? Don't women usually carry purses? Oh well, being the big bro. I am, I'll have to buy some for her)
Felix: I'll get some for ya Jen.
Jenna: Oooooooh, thanks big bro.
Felix: I'll make sure its XXX.
Jenna: YAY ^.^
Agatio: I don't get it...why don't we just kill them now?
Karst: Did ya already forget dummie? We're in NYC. We'll go to jail and get raped.
Agatio: oh...oh riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Karst:Hey, wheres Alex? Crying again?
Agatio: Well, if hes not, lets make him.
Karst: k
Sheba: Well, great...here we are in the hospital next to Ivans bed, all because he ate your cheese.
Garet: BUT IT WAS MY CHEESE!
Feihzi: Quiet Garet...this is all your fault.
Garet: But...the cheese...
Feihzi: Not another word.
Garet:...
Isaac:...
Sheba: I totally agree Isaac.
Feihzi: Me too.
Garet: Your right...I'm sorry Ivan.
Ivan: *murph*
Garet: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY MOMMA?!?!?!?
Feihzi:-.-...
Sheba:-.-'...
(Sheba: Why did I sign up for this stupid show...I should have let them take Kraden.)
(Isaac:...)
Day 4:
Ivan: Ahh...it's great to be back.
Garet: Ok...sorry about the cheese thing.
Ivan: Me too Garet.
Garet: Friends again?
Ivan: Of coarse.
Garet: Grrrrrrrrrreat! Let me go get some of my Pepsi's for us to share.
Ivan: O.O pepsi's? Garet wait! Don't look in the fridge!
Garet: IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Five minutes later*
Music playing: And everybody huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrts.
Sheba: Great...you just took Ivan off the show.
Garet: I'm sorry...whos replacing him?
Piers: I hope its not-
Kraden: HEY KIDS! I'M THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE HOUSE!
Piers: ...Kraden...
Kraden: So, which girl is the most willing?
Garet: uh...Mia.
Mia: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kraden: Hey Mia...hows it going baby?
Mia: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Kraden: Oh, want me to hold your hair back for you?
Mia: *hurl*
This has been, The Real Golden World.