This is a story, about twelve people picked to live inside a house together. This is where things stop getting nice and magical, and starts getting real.
Isaac,
Felix,
Garet,
Jenna,
Ivan,
Mia,
Sheba,
Piers,
Alex,
Feizhi,
Agatio,
and Karst.
Day 1:
Karst: Oh man...we have to be stuck in this house filled with goodie goodies...
Alex: It could be worse.
Karst: How?
Alex: They could all be gay.
Karst: O.O...well you got a point...
Alex: I'm always right.
Karst: No your not.
Alex: Yes I am.
Karst: No your not.
Alex: Yes I am.
Karst: Well if your so smart...uh...
Alex: Well?
Karst: OH! I GOT IT!
Alex: Well what is it? ...Well if I'm so smart...
Karst: Wheres Waldo?
Alex: -.-'...
Karst: ; )
Alex: Well #%&* you Karst.
Karst: NO #%&* you Alex.
Alex: :.(...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Karst: #$%^#%^ baby.
Alex: Leave me alone mean lady *runs into the other room*
*In the alone room* (Karst: Oh my god, what a baby...he couldn't even take one insult. I'm surprized his mother hasn't popped in yet and kicked my ass.)
(Alex: *sniff* shes mean...)
Garet: Ok...who ate all the cheese? I wanted nachos...
Ivan: *gulp* ummm...maybe it was...Sheba?
Garet: Oh, she will $%^$*&^ die. SHEBA!!!!
Sheba: *Walking in* Hi Garet, whats the problem?
Garet: Quiet bitch, now wheres my nacho cheese?
Sheba: What are you talking about?
Garet: The cheese that was na-cho cheese (na-cho cheese: said like not your cheese)
Sheba: Has you been drinking again?
Garet: Maaaaaaaaybeh, now wheres my cheese?
Sheba: Well have you looked at Ivan? He's got cheese smothered all over his mouth.
Ivan: Uh oh...
Garet: IVAN!!!! I WANT MY CHEESE!!! *casts Inferno and sends Ivan out the window*.
Sheba: Ahh...the power of cheese. Hee hee.
Garet: AND WHAT DO YOU FIND FUNNY IN THIS?!?! I JUST LOST ALL MY CHEESE!!!
Sheba: uhh...nothing...because that was your cheese?
Garet: Damn straight.
Day 2:
Jenna: Hey Isaac, have you seen Ivan?
Isaac: ...
Jenna: Alright, I'll go ask Feizhi.
Isaac: ...
Jenna: What was that?
Isaac: ...
Jenna: *gasp* Isaac! *slaps him* I don't want to here that language come from your mouth again.
Isaac: ...
Jenna: Glad you understand me.
Jenna: Hey Feizhi. Have you seen Ivan?
Feizhi: I believe Garet threw him out a window for stealing his cheese.
(Jenna: What a retarded thing to do? It was just some cheese.
Garet: BUT IT WAS NOT HIS CHEESE!
Jenna: Garet get out of here.)
Feizhi: Glad I didn't eat any of the cheese.
Jenna: Yeah...well, wheres Ivan now? He has my wallet.
Feizhi: I believe he's in the hospital.
Jenna: Aww...now I can never get my pornos...
Piers: ...
Mia: ...
Alex: ...
Piers: *pokes Alex* poke.
Alex: *sniff*
Mia: *pokes Alex* poke.
Alex: *sniff*...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Piers: > D.
Mia: > D.
(Alex: Everyone in this house is soooooooo mean...
Mia: *pokes Alex*
Alex: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.)
This has been, The Real Golden World