Alex: *walking into room* Hey everyone.

Everyone else: *snickers*

Alex: Alright knock it off. Everyonealready knows about my... uh...well you know. So just leave me alone.

Garet: Why should we?

Alex: Because. I am more powerful than all of you. Powerful people have small (you knows). Take Bill Clinton for example-

Felix: Wait wait wait. Didn't Bill have a large (you know)?

Alex: Uh...

Jenna: Hey, I thought it was really cute. It was like a baby bunny rabbit.

Agatio: Try a protozoah.

Everyone but Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex: Yeah...your laughing now...

 

Day 10:

Alex: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Jenna: What happened?

Agatio: I don't know!

Karst: That sounded like Alex, come on.

Felix: Right, lets go.

Mia: Come on old man!

Kraden: I'm coming...and you can call me mr. Hephner...my little bunny.

Mia: *runs into bathroom and hurls*

 

Garet: Alex, what happened?

Alex: I was just involved ina fierce smelting accident...

Sheba: Uh...

Alex: Thasht wash very weird...

Garet: Why are you talking with a dutch accent?

Alex: Uh oh...thasht bad newsh bearsh (Walter Mathow).

Felix: DUDE! Your talking like Goldmember from that movie who's title I can't remember right now.

Sheba: Goldmember?

Felix: Yeah thats it.

Jenna: So your (you know) is gold?

Alex: Lemme check....yep...

Jenna: Hey....wanna go see a movie tomorrow? Their showing Jackie Chan at the Playboy mansion tomorrow...

Alex: Huh? Are you inshinuating...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh.

Felix: Hey wait a minute Jenna!

Jenna: Lets go to my room Alex.

Alex: : ))

Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN YOU PORN

LOVING SISTER TAKER NAMED ALEX!!!!!!!!!!