-Well, I really want to destroy the world.  It sucks.

-I'm not a mute, I'm just really shy.

-Isaac stole my voice.

-The only reason I saved Sheba was because she stole my wallet.

 

Isaac

-I didn't chase Felix all over the world to stop him from lighting the lighthouses...I wanted some of Jenna's ass.

-I think Garets cute.

-I want my mommy.

 

Garet

-I take steriods.

-I use aaaaaaa lot, of hair gel.

-I nailed my sister...and enjoyed it.

-My sister was the best I have ever had.

-My sister was the only one I've ever had.

 

Jenna

-I cried on top of the Mars Lighthouse.

-Ok...I REALLY cried on top of the Mars Lighthouse.

-Alright already...I WAS POURING MY GUTS OUT on top of the Mars Lighthouse.

 

Piers

-I'm really 396 years old.

-I'm really 568 years old.

-I'm really as old as I look, 16. OH GOD, I'M A FREAK! *runs away crying*

 

Mia

-I might have trained Alex to be a healer, but HE trained me in other ways *Wink wink*.

-I raped those little kids.

-I die my hair blue...just like Marge Simpson

 

Ivan

-I like to burn things...

-Sheba looks suspiciosly like me for some reason.

-I've been in jail for murder three times already, and I'm only 15!

 

Sheba

-Ivan looks suspiciosly like me for some reason.

-I am really god. BOW TO ME PUNY MORTALS!

 

Saturos

-Isaac...*heavy breathing*...I...am your father. Issac: NOOOOOO! Wait...no your not.

-I'm thinking of opening a playboy mansion in Prox.

-How can I be talking to you if I'm dead? Everyone else: -.-'

 

Alex

-I look like a woman because I am one idiots. Programers: No, you AREN'T a girl. Alex: Thats it. I'm  getting a Sex change.

-NOW I look like a woman because I am one.

-I wuv Barney *huggles Barney*

 

Menardi

-I love porn.

-Duh...what was the question?

-I like eggs.

-I'm special!

 

Kraden

-I really miss Vale...thats where all my favorite hookers were.

-I go to hooters for the wings only...

-...

-...

-..OH COME ON PEOPLE! NO ONE GOES TO HOOTERS FOR THE WINGS!!!